My friends are self involved, faux self deprecating assholes.  I'd like to drop kick them in their collective throats.  If you are one of my friends, and feels this message relates to you, forget my phone number immediately.  I've lost any and all interest in sitting through these tedious conversations about how horrible your parents make your life.  We get it, you think you're smarter than they are and they just make life so damn unfair.  They don't trust you...BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO REASON TO YOU DRUGGED UP LITTLE BULLSHITTER.  They don't like your friends BECAUSE THEY SELL YOU THE FUCKING DRUGS.  They make you go to school SO THAT ONE DAY YOU CAN BE SMARTER THAN THEY ARE AS OPPOSED TO NOW WHEN YOUR EGO IS JUST BIGGER.  OH SHIT YOU HAVE TO BE HOME AT SOME REASONABLE HOUR? THOSE FASCIST BASTARDS! 

Get over yourselves already, you're boring.


Not to take the high and mighty road here, I do stupid teenager shit more than anyone I know.  But if my parents were the types who had reasonable rules, I'd accept in and realize it's for a reason.  Just like you should!